#all that. and it'd interesting to her to see it. anyway. she would def watch him eat people

[swordmaid]

have particular thoughts of act 2 hag romance in the terrible awful developing a crush stage that when they get to moonrise, shri'iia would lure absolute cultists in some secluded part of the tower so astarion can eat them. PARTICULAR thoughts about shri'iia watching him drink someone dry, and he watches her watch him drink someone with an absurd fascination.

[slytherinshua]

if you were to meet your moots irl, what kind of date/activities would you like to do with them?

skdjks I LOVE THIS SM

@eternalgyu i want to do way too much hannie like. i want to watch kdramas and bake and blast kpop on a roadtrip and open albums together and SO SO SO MUCH OMG LIKE THERES TOO MUCH I JUST WANNA EXPERIENCE EVERY SINGLE EXPERIENCE WITH HER. but if i had to pick just one thing. id want to be on the couch under a blanket w her watching either a kdrama or like txt to do or smth kpop and we'd have snacks and we'd just be so cozy having such a good time together </3

AND OMG I ALSO NEED TO GO SHOPPING W HER BCUZ SHE NEEDS TO STYLE ME. but that's like a second priority to the first option. in a world where we had unlimited money, id be up for hours of trying on every outfit possible. and hannie would do my makeup and hair and like she'd make this potato look pretty SHE CAN DO ANYTHING YK :( anyway it'd be so fun </3

@wheeboo i wanna go to a cafe w rania and write. like we'd get bubble tea or little pastries and each have our laptops. and we'd probably get distracted by each other every couple minutes and burst into giggles BUT WE'D GET SOME STUFF DONE ON OUR FICS YK. and we'd be constantly trying to sneak glances at each others drafts to see what masterpieces we each have cooking up

@blue-jisungs I WANNA GO TO A CAT CAFE. like just play w cats and talk abt kpop w axe. we'd just be having the time of our lives petting all the little fluffy cuties </3 and afterwards we'd go to a kpop store and pick out a bunch of albums and other merch and buy them for each other.

@fairyhaos i want to sit down with yena and have a very serious discussion about all of joshua's looks. but like it has to be in person. we'd rate them all from debut until now while listening to svt songs and make a rly rly fancy powerpoint presentation about them all in order from least to best with reasoning. it would be so detailed and aesthetic bcuz we're like that <333

@mirxzii idk why i feel like i wanna go on a family history deep dive w roxie?? like maybe its cause we're both from similar backgrounds i just feel like it would be rly interesting (what if we're related actually 👀) just exploring like our family's history and everything <3 i also think celebrating hanukkah and passover would be rly fun to do w roxie :D i wanna eat yummy jewish food w her <3

@kyeomyun idk why i want to like?? bake?? w jada?? like i want to do it so badly i feel like we're both giving the warm cozy baked good vibes lmfao. we'd def listen to like ballads while we baked and hopefully we don't have a flour fight but like- it might happen. and i feel like we would slay each and everything we baked and it would just be sooooo fun

[killyourrdarlingss]

I asked chat who out of the far cry villains they'd have dinner with and I went so into detail and now I'm gonna post it here cause aahwjsks I PUT TOO MUCH THOUGHT INTO IT....

Anyway more under the cut of me rambling

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I wanna be that bitch and say Vaas. I wanna fucking say "yeah Vaas maybe" and be blind to the fact he would see me and sell me on the spot, so like, no, maybe not Vaas

Vaas I feel I could distract w a movie, Saw or some shit and be like "Look how fucked up this is" and he'd love it? Because fuck it now it's dinner and we hit it off so we'll (in the universe where I don't get sold) were gonna watch horror movies and laugh at them (also I feel this is every Vaas/Jason fic ever lmfao.) but yeah I feel I could get along w him.

Buck....... I would get along w cause he's a sly bitch, I'm I'm sly bitch and like if I didn't know? He was YKNOW fucked. I would just get along with him since I straight up get along w Australian people, they're just cool lmao. So yeah I'd probably get Kidnapped but Buck would be fun.

Hoyt? Uh. Uhh. Yeah no. I think I'd take one look at him and make up such a bad excuse and run. He's scary but not as bad as Joseph? Joseph is like... so annoying and whispers and it'd piss me off but Hoyt would YELL and it's like. A nightmare. I feel if I didn't know about him tho, I be slightly weary but he's got money so. Yknow.

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Pagan is a yes but also I feel he's so intense and his food taste would gross me out so bad and he'd probably kill me because I rolled my eyes and that pissed him off or smth like. ... there's no winning, I could just drink. A lot. He knows how to party for sure and is a dramatic bitch ? Out of all the main bads he's like a 50/50 chance or not dying and I can take that chance, I don't think he'd scare me tbh but I would be so intimidated.

Yuma is def a no, I love her so much but she's so intense I think I'd just cry. She'd also probably offer me a drug and I'd just have to refuse and the thought of it all is just too much to bare tbh. Chance of dying is lower since she seems super chill... just super intense.

DuPleur ... is just? A dude? And I'd stay away from him cause like, he's for sure like okay looking but uhhh fam idk... he's just... eh. I would decline any invite to go out w him.

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Joseph scares the fuck out of me, to be honest, and if he tried to get philosophical I would simply LEAVE cause I don't go here sir, bye

Jacob is super charming and I'd get way too interested in military stuff since I was also a military brat, so maybe. I feel we could bond over that

John? I don't wanna think about him, like he probably knows how to party and stuff but the thought of talking real estate w him makes me wanna die. So like. Eh. He doesn't scare me as much as Jacob or Joseph.

Faith??? Is sweet, but she'd probably poison me and give me to Joseph and like I can't have that. Also she's SO valid for like being so pretty and stuff, but girl, I can't deal with your family I'd rather not. Also, her struggles are so different than mine?? We can't even connect so like. Next

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Mickey and Lou MAJOR YES LIKE LETS GO TEAR SHIT UPP GIRLSS. They would be the most fun to hang out w... let's go clubbing I've never done it but I know they could convince me

Ethan........ gonna be real I would probably accept a date w Ethan cause he's attractive and like lol daddy issues ? Hi. Literally he could tell me his life story and bitch and I'd be like "that's cool I'm gonna eat but you can keep venting this is a chill space no judgement here." I know I'd survive it cause lmao it's Ethan. But also, he looks just like Adam driver so I'd just fall for that super easy.

New Dawn Joseph is a major no since he's like old asf and I wouldn't even give him a second look. I would wanna hear about how he used to be a cult leader and stuff, that's funny asf, tell me more old man :^) but like honestly ?? If I had to. I would LMAO.

Dennis in any game is an awkward mess who wouldn't show up on time, piss me off and end up crying after 1 drink. 0/10

[captainshazamerica]

The redhood nightwing fight scenes look like they're gonna be dope af like thats all I'm thinking about how awesome the fight scenes are (hopefully) gonna be (I'm already finding it difficult to see this jason as redhood cuz he's like literally a child but I dunno what age he redhooded in the comics so??)

I had no idea tim was even gonna be in it !?! Can I please get some kind of recognition from the batboys that they actually view each other as brothers and family! 😢

Someone needs to kill the joker It'd be kinda interesting if old bruce killed joker and it'd be nice if that was the last thing he did as batman buuuttt then again it'd be a nice touch if dick killed joker for jason, it would personally be disappointing if joker was just let live not gonna lie i really want bruce to kill him and that be the reason he gives up being batman because he failed to protect jason and then he broke his no killing thing so he just hangs up the cape

we are getting FEAR TOXIN yassssss cue awesome nightmare ish fearscapes (no idea if that's an actual word but that's what I call when you get to see everyone's fear hallucination)

Kory I love you, I do ship dickkory however I feel like she's too good for dick and should marry me instead lol I wanna see how donna is still alive? and I know there's people who are like ughh hank dawn go away already but I really freakin like hank and dawn as characters even though their suits are ridiculous did they break up last season I can't remember? Hank needs a break poor man someone give him a blanket and a hug and let him sit the fuck down everybody leave hank alone

That line where babs is like don't try be your father and dick is like excuse me what you saying there Commissioner Gordon, that will never not be funny 😅😅😅

I ain't in love with this show it has so much potential it could be so lit but I do like it anndd they got suits now whoop!

Wait is this my previous Titans anon? (The one where we ranted about Jason, or the one thinking they hadn’t seen S2 but went to watch it and realized they had? Or are you the same person? xD )And if so are you the same one who asked for the comic and fic recs? Just wondering in terms of if I’m talking to one person or not hahaha

But ahh I got so excited when I saw I got an ask about this 😍

Omg the nightwing red hood fight already got me so stressed lol. It looks great but ahh angst! But I think Jason is like 19ish in most versions when he comes back? Though tbh I forgot what age Jason is in this , I’ll have to see when i rewatch it soon. Curran, the actor, is actually 23, he just looks super young/short. He got pretty buff though. But yeah, that is an unfortunate thing wi the them rushing it already but also, I’d rather have it like this than if they were gonna spread it out through the seasons then it gets cancelled or something (poor Gotham s5, RIP). I think he was the PERFECT robin jason Todd though. Like I love his acting and portrayal of Jason(“Titans are back bitches!” classic Jason), he just is young looking and short. Gosh I still wanna know if they are going with the Lazarus pit for Jason or not! But like that also begs the question of whether they are doing a time skip cause normally Jason is dead for like 2-3ish years, but it doesn’t look like it from the trailer.

And yes, I’ve been looking forwards to Tim!!! While the trailer didn’t show it, the actor was on set a lot over these last couple of months (I’ve been keeping up with their instagrams xD) and seemed super close with the cast! I can’t believe the first look we got if Tim was him nearly crying, though that look already won me over, I love him and he is my son now. But RIGHT! That’s all I want, is the bat bros platonic love, gosh dang it😭 that’s all we want DC😭

BRO! OLD MAN BRUCE KILLING JOKER WOULD BE FREAKING PERFECT. Dang it! Now I’m gonna be so disappointed if that doesn’t happen 🤣gosh it would be perfect, and normally I would be like it’s Bruce, they would never do that, BUT, this show does that kind of “edgy” stuff anyway so if it’s ever gonna happen(without the Batman who Laughs plot line happening(which would make a perfect dc animated movie btw)), it would happen in this show, especially with what was shown in the trailer with him giving Batman up. Man, now my hopes are up for that xD though I wouldn’t mind if Dick killed him. I would be shocked though if they had the balls to actually kill off joker though, dc seems to refuse to do that :/

Omg I squealed at the scarecrow part omg. Dr freaking Crane is a big reason I spiraled down this entire fandom tbh. Like literally a year ago I got obsessed with him for some reason and that led into the Bat hole where I am currently WAY deeper than I ever would have thought 😂 and while I’m not hyper fixated on him anymore, I still love him so much and is my 2nd fav rogue, and it mainly started with Jonathan 🥺 we barely even see his face and I am already in love with the casting, the voice is perfect. And I LOVE when villains have to help the heroes, that is like one of my fav tropes ever omg, I was really hoping they were gonna do that to him. I hope he is in it for more than one episode tho. And oh lordy, like those poor Titans need even more trauma in their lives and now fear gas is in the equation. Oh no, I bet poor Gar is gonna get hit cause they just love to torture that poor boy. And tbh I hope the fearscapes(perfect word for it) will be better than most of the Gotham ones, those seemed a tad cheesy tbh

Lmao about you and kory😂 she is too good for him, but also, this Dick needs someone who can kick his ass and get his head out of his martyr butt 😂 tho tbh, I’m still not fully sold on Dickkory, Like I don’t hate it but I don’t LOVE it in many versions, like they can be cute but no strong feelings, the Original Teen Titans cartoon is like the only exception, I def ship those 2

Omg I low key forgot Donna “died”😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I feel like I knew it wouldn’t last so it didn’t have a big impact on me lol. Like I had/have a feel raven is gonna bring her back. I wanna know what happened to Rose/Joey! Like are they not gonna be in it at all? Especially with Jason going off the deep end?!

Lmao, hawk and dove’s suits😂 I think they did break up, I’ve only seen the series once through tbh, planning to rewatch before S3 tho(and try to force my mom to watch it tho she is convinced everything DC is too dark for her lmao), yeah, I don’t mind them, like I don’t want the focus on them but like they deserve to be happy/need a break, omg yes! That boy needs to be wrapped in a blanket and given a break, that grumpy boy is TIRED. Let him rest!

Lmao! That babs line is so great😂

I’m just so excited for all this live action Batfam content, considering the live action movies NEVER give us Batfam 😭(we aren’t talking about the 80’s/90’s live action robin lmao)

Also so sorry this was so long 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️